Psst! Psst!
Hey Kain, Kain!
Come with me, we'll go and see a place called Candy Island.
Who needs Candy Island, its safer at the docks!
But there ain't no streams of sodie pop, all trickling down the rocks!
Its dangerous and risky-
But adventurous and free!
Adventure that's the life for me.
They've got lollipop trees and a lemonade sea-
Doesn't sound too good to me.
The Misadventures of
...KAINIACCCC!!!!!
We last saw Kainiac embarking on a new adventure of concert hopping with the Red Dirt Rangers. Since then, he has traveled the world...all the way to Shawnee, Oklahoma. He let his guard down, enjoyed a lot of food, cookies mainly, fireworks, family, and tormenting his two favorite ladies, Rubi and Pearl. He attempted to corrupt his youngest cousin, Beau, by teaching him to "squeal", "chase", "pester"...all the good things in life. But, Beau stayed true to himself and was able to overcome this wild man's antics. Without a cousin to "turn" to the wild side, Kain looked for his next "victim" and set his sights on Miss Rylie Jo. She was unaware about what was likely to occur. He snuck up behind her, grabbed her by the shirt, and made her giggle and squeal and giggle and squeal. Once she let him know she was falling for his tricks, there was no turning back! However, her attention and "squeals" weren't enough! No! He needed ALL the POWER!!!! There was nothing he wouldn't do...this time, pulling out all the stops...even resembling his Uncle Jake with a continuous demand of applause for a job well done from EVERYONE. Once he had the rest in his control, there was no turning back...we can only imagine what adventure he will lead us on next time...Until next week...The Marvelous Misadventures of...
KAINIACCCCCCC!
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